Well, surprise, surprise, we're still here. Those crazy Mayans were wrong. I mean, c'mon. Are you gonna believe a bunch of people who couldn't grasp the concept of Survival of The Fittest?
Did anyone in the Philly area hear that storm last night? Holy Schneikies, it actually sounded worse than Hurricane Sandy did. This morning there are a buttload of fallen tree branches covering the roads. We just found out we had more damage to our roof from Hurricane Sandy than we thought, and I hope last nights storm didn't cause more.
It's been a few weeks since I've done Friday's Letters....
I reminded you multiple times to bring your lab slip up to LabCorp. You acknowledged me. Twice. Yet, 20 minutes later I get a call that you left the slip at home. Have I not been going for lab work every week in the almost 5 years we've been married?!?!? Have I taught you nothing?
Dear Princess Matzo Ball Honey Boo Boo Child
While Mommy is so very pleased that we share the same impeccable taste in shoes, chewing on Mommy's first pair of Jimmy Choos (oh, the irony) is not the way to get on my good side. Surely my Nine West patent pumps taste just as good.
Seriously, now my lungs?
It's official. This is bullshit.
Dear Martha Stewart
Wait til you see all the delicious holiday goodies I plan on whipping up this weekend. Oh, it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong.
Why such little love for my people? Chanukah is 8 days, surely we deserve more than half a shelf.
Have a great weekend!