Happy Valentine's Day, my loves! Ever since my high school boyfriend took his ex-girlfriend to see Titanic on Valentine's Day instead of me, I'm not fond of this holiday. Even though I'm now with a real man who loves me unconditionally, I've never been able to get the bitter taste out of my mouth.
Plus, I don't understand roses costing 10 times more than usual and jacked up pre fixe dinner menus at overly crowded restaurants.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
The only thing I ever ask for on Valentines Day is a nice card with a sweet message inside. I L-O-V-E cards. I'm one of those weirdos that can spend hours on end in Hallmark just reading cards, and I spend a lot of time choosing a card for someone special.
So if you are ever privileged enough to receive a card from yours truly, know that a great deal of thought was put into choosing the right one!
Anyway, I plan on cooking Hubby dinner and sharing a bottle of wine in the comfort of our own home.
A lovely little Thursday.
If Hubby wanted to surprise me with something like this I wouldn't mind...
Combines my love of coffee and bodily functions..
Whether you enjoy this holiday or not, just remember that you should show your love to those special someones 365 (366 on leap year!) days a year.
HAPPY CONGENITAL HEART DEFECT AWARENESS DAY!!!!
I WANT that Coffee makes me poop mug. Where can I find this??
ReplyDeleteAlso, can I just tell you how refreshing it is to see this post? All morning long I've been seeing super mushy vomit in my mouth inducing Valentines posts and I am getting a bellyache from it all. Seriously, where are people finding husbands that have time to spread out a rose petal trail to the bead and light 532 candles??
Maybe I'm a hater but whatever, you know my feelings regarding Valentines Day.
Oh and HAPPY CONGENITAL HEART DEFECT AWARENESS DAY! Which is 100% more important than stupid Valentines Day. IMHO.
I don't know where to find this mug, my friend posted it on FB. But I will be on the lookout! Maybe a Spencer's type place, or something.
DeleteKnowing Hubby and I, we'd probably have a house fire if one of us tried the rose petal/532 lit candles bit. HAHAHAHHA. Although, having a fireman show up at the house.... if he looks like any of the hotties from Chicago Fire... LOL
HAPPY CONGENITAL (I always laugh that 'genital' is in that word. The epitome of maturity) To YOU, MY LOVE <#
We don't do Valentine's Day, not to make a statement or for any other reason other than we're kinda lazy and it's just not a big deal to us. I hope you get one of those mugs, though - that would be a SWEET Valentine's gift!
ReplyDeleteYou can never EVER go wrong with an Alanis song as a blog title. That's perfection right there.
ReplyDeleteThose mugs are great! Happy V-day
ReplyDeleteLOL, aren't they awesome!!! I WILL own them one day!!!! Happy heart Day <3
DeleteI love cards too! The husband isn't into cards (sad face) but Daddy's always make me cry!
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentine's Day to you!
I think I need that coffee makes me poop mug.
ReplyDeleteI am a VDay hater.