Luck Fupus

A lupus blog…

Everything will always be alright when we go shopping…

I’m back, bitches! No, I’m not quite ready to be blogging on a regular basis, but I certainly wanted to touch base with my readers (all 6 of you, plus my mom). I am 3 weeks post-op from my double mastectomy, and I’m thrilled to say the long procedure went swimmingly. My heart behaved in the 6 hours while I … Continue reading

I get by with a little help from my friends…

Happy Hump Day! Today is T-minus 12 days til the Great Lady Lumps Chop Chop. There’s a ton of things I have to get in order, plus a slew of doctor’s appointments. Yesterday I saw the director of the Adult Congenital Heart program at Cooper, today I meet with the plastic surgeon to sign the consents for her portion of … Continue reading

Should I stay or should I go?

Happy Hump Day!!!!! I, like anyone else with internet access, use The Googles for everything. Google is my spell check, my Encyclopedia Britannica, my useless fact checker, I use it to diagnose myself (why yes, that eye twitch MUST be from a brain tumor!), to learn song lyrics (at the top the stairs there is, in fact, darkness; not horses as … Continue reading

I’m finished, I’m getting you off my chest…

When someone asks me to name a woman I find beautiful, Scarlett Johansson always comes to mind. She has delicate porcelain skin, full lips, curves for days, a low raspy voice, and large round breasts. I am scheduled for the double mastectomy on Monday, December 1st. Seeing it written down in my planner makes it so much moreā€¦ REAL. Now … Continue reading

I made up my mind when I was a young girl; I’ve been given this one world, I won’t worry it away…

Oh, hello there. Were you searching your local grocery store for my face on a milk carton, or frantically looking on one of those “Have You Seen Me?” ads? Humor me and say you were. I’m sorry, but this never gets old for me.  A lot of you reached out wondering if I’ve had my surgery or if I was … Continue reading

My lovely lady lumps…

Our recent SteveFlix (Netflix only better!) binge has been Breaking Bad. Damn, what a fantastic show. It speaks to my inner chemistry nerd (don’t forget, I’m the girl who does stoichiometry for fun), and it’s just damn good. Bryan Cranston- love him! In season 2, Walt has a PET/CT scan to determine if the treatments are working, or if the lung cancer metastasized. … Continue reading

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime…

I know all of you are doing that hand bobbing waving thing Eminem does is his video. If only Mekhi Phifer were here. Sorry for the seizure inducing pic Via I don’t think I shared this on my blog, but a few weeks ago I was contacted by someone who asked if I was interested in interviewing Sandra Raymond, President … Continue reading

Payin’ anything to roll the dice, just one more time…

Happy Fall, my loves! This is my favorite time of the year, having the windows open and snuggling under the covers at night (Linky Cat and Matzo Ball snuggle more when it gets chilly), tank tops get traded in for hoodies and sweaters, flip flops become Uggs, and pumpkin spice EVERYTHING. Yep, I’m that girl. This weekend was mostly spent … Continue reading

Talk about bum cakes…

*It’s 2am and I’m having awful butt pain. And for some reason Blogger ate this blog post and it didn’t save, so I’m using this time to rewrite what was already a genius piece of literary art. I hate you, Blogger. “It’s an easy surgery,” he said. “You’ll feel so much better, ” he said. Famous last words from Dr. … Continue reading

Face down, ass up…

…that’s the way we like to – anyway. This will be in your head all day long. You’re welcome. Face down, ass up is the exact position I am currently in as you read this. That’s right, the tall, dark and handsome Dr. ButtHole currently has his hands up my chocolate starfish doing God only knows what with Botox and … Continue reading

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