Luck Fupus

A lupus blog…

Face down, ass up…

…that’s the way we like to – anyway. This will be in your head all day long. You’re welcome. Face down, ass up is the exact position I am currently in as you read this. That’s right, the tall, dark and handsome Dr. ButtHole currently has his hands up my chocolate starfish doing God only knows what with Botox and … Continue reading

You’re the meaning in my life, you’re the inspiration…

Wow, I’m such a nerd. Well, you knew that already, but, fun fact- I L-O-V-E the band Chicago, and Peter Cetera rocks my socks. Now you know. The jig is up. Anywho, I chose this song today, not only because of my love for Peter Cetera, but because as you read this, I’m 30,000 feet or so in the air … Continue reading

Make it like your birthday every day…

Hi my loves! It’s been quite some time since I’ve done a weekend recap, so I thought why not rehash the Month of Marla. Everything has been lupus or butt hole or advocacy related, so here’s a post on the lighter side to start out the week. Ann and I have this knack for having more fun at kid birthday … Continue reading

You wanna stay alive, better do what you can…

Happy Friday Eve, mofos! In honor of Throwback Thursday (and because I would loooove another Propofol nap), I’m starting off with a little Michael Jackson circa 1983. You’re welcome. Beat It by Michael Jackson – Beat it on Grooveshark Thanks for all the kind words last week regarding my bloody ass and tight butt hole sphincter. I consider it a … Continue reading

Doo, doo, doo, lookin’ out my back door…

*WARNING! If you are one of those people who gets squeamish hearing about stomach/GI issues, or you’re one of those weirdos who thinks girls don’t poop, this is not the post for you!* I know, I know, I suck at this blogging thing anymore. I got all blog famous going to conference after conference, and now the last thing I want … Continue reading

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…

No, it’s not Christmas. Today officially kicks off…. THE MONTH OF MARLA!! It’s my birthday month, and anyone who knows me is fully aware that my birthday is my favorite day of the entire year. But why celebrate the birth of yours truly on just one day?? Oh no, I take it to a whole new level and celebrate the entire … Continue reading

This is your life… are you who you want to be?

Avid reader, I must confess, I’ve lost my mojo. Not sure what my deal is, but for someone whose career did a 180 (or came to a complete halt, as the case may be), I am BUSY. Like, CrAZy busy. I’m not complaining, but I look at my (kick ass) planner and just wonder how any of this would be … Continue reading

And all these little things…

What day is it? Hump Daaaaaaaay! Never gets old. Yes, I’m using a lyrics from a One Direction song today… yipes. But, my newest adorable musical ginger crush, Ed Sheeran, wrote this particular song, which is how I justified the use of this these lyrics. Now that that’s all cleared up. So, days have been going by in blur, and … Continue reading

Oh you know I did it, it’s over, and I feel fine…

I did it. I fucking did it! 21 days without sugar. No Oreo’s, no ice cream, no pasta, no bread, no salad dressing, no fruit, no water ice, no Starbucks mocha choca latta ya-yas. Only the healthiest of foods have passed through these lips in the past 21 days. I managed to get through this without causing bodily harm to … Continue reading

There’s a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you…

Holidays are hard. I’m not talking about the stress that comes with the holidays, or at least, not in my case. As my sister Brie would say, holidays make me feel “ALL THE FEELINGS!” Via Holidays remind me of the hole in my heart. No, not the literal holes, as they were patched up by the cardiothoracic surgical stylings of Bill Norwood, … Continue reading


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